WARNING!

Oh sweet mother. This is really really nasty. I read it after being clued in by a very good, very deviant (at times) friend. Holy crap is it terrible. And funny. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE AT ALL OFFENDED BY RAMPANT DISRESPECT FOR CONSERVATISM, SEXUAL MORES AND POSSIBLE LIBEL.*

*Also don't read this at work. Unless you're your own boss.